Our Story

Conrad's side...

I first met Debbie at the gym and couldn't help but notice her. The first thing I noticed was how outgoing she was. She introduced herself to me and all my friends and we started to hang out with the same group of people. Soon (within a few days) Debbie was the one that everyone had a crush on among my friends. For that reason, I tried to distance myself from her and treated her more as a friend than anything else. After some time had passed (a few minutes), I realized I was extremely attracted to her and she was all that I thought about. However, despite being the mac daddy stud that I am, I chose to keep those feelings to myself. Actually, now that I think about it, it was pretty obvious that I was following her like a sick puppy. One particular study night, I asked to braid her hair (because all real men know how to braid hair) and I ended up brushing her hair for hours until she fell asleep while all my friends made fun of me. On April 25th of 1999, I nervously asked Debbie to be my girlfriend. Thus began the fabulousness...

Debbie's side...

I met Conrad a while back. I don't really remember. He kept following me around like a sick puppy. One day (while braiding my hair) he gave me a hypnosis tape. Something about Conrad is great... I'm attracted to Conrad... One day I will marry Conrad...

So I guess we're married now? Something about a reception coming up. Well, I've got to clean the house and do laundry now.... must go buy a steak for Conrad...